SkiChicken.com » guinness fanatics http://www.SkiChicken.com Because it's not wrong to love (skiing) Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:01:37 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Guinness Health Effects: Prevents Blood Clots http://www.SkiChicken.com/2007/12/22/guinness-health-effects-prevents-blood-clots/ http://www.SkiChicken.com/2007/12/22/guinness-health-effects-prevents-blood-clots/#comments Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:02:59 +0000 Ski Chicken http://www.SkiChicken.com/2007/12/22/guinness-health-effects-prevents-blood-clots/ There is a new study in showing Guinness protects as well as Aspirin against blood clots. So let me ask – why are we wasting our money on Aspirin? Let’s do a quick comparison:
Aspirin: Prevents Blood Clots
Guinness: Prevents Blood Clots, is tasty.

Aspirin: Stops headaches
Guinness: Probably also stops headaches, provides refreshment.

Aspirin: White in color, devoid of pigment and liveliness
Guinness: Rich in pigment, rich in frothy goodness

Aspirin: Probably makes your stomach bleed and gives you rheumatic fever
Guinness: Coats your stomach lining, protecting you against even the hottest chicken wings.

As you leave the mountain and prepare to board that long plane ride home, know that last pint of guinness is coursing through your veins, lovingly protecting your arteries against a clot!

]]> http://www.SkiChicken.com/2007/12/22/guinness-health-effects-prevents-blood-clots/feed/ 0 The Great Guinness Beer Heist http://www.SkiChicken.com/2007/12/05/the-great-guinness-beer-heist/ http://www.SkiChicken.com/2007/12/05/the-great-guinness-beer-heist/#comments Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:44:38 +0000 Ski Chicken http://www.SkiChicken.com/2007/12/05/the-great-guinness-beer-heist/ It wasn’t me. I have witnesses that can place me in the USA at the time. Apparently, someone stole more than $200,000 worth of Guinness. It sounds like they just pulled up and collected kegs. I didn’t know you could just pull up in a truck and get beer. It’s a good idea.
All in all, 39,600 pints of beer are missing. No one got a good look at the man who took it either. The retail value of the beer was over $235,000!
I bet it was my ski buddy Mike.

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